Quotes From Katie

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She said that she wanted a book deal so instead I made her a blog. (Katie: I don't want a book deal, I want attention, but if I get a book deal, then I can buy attention.)

Dad:We use a program called Hightail at work that's good for temporarily sharing files.
Katie:Like Snapchat!
Dad:Not that temporary.
— 4 weeks ago
#snapchat  #hightail 
"Murder is always an answer."
Katie
— 4 weeks ago with 2 notes
#murder 
"Opposites attract. OR HATE EACH OTHER."
Katie
— 1 month ago
#opposites  #relationships 
Mom:Look, there's a sheep sitting on the side of the hill!
Dad:Maybe it broke a leg.
Elissa:Maybe it broke all four legs.
Katie:Maybe it didn't have any legs to begin with!
— 1 month ago
#sheep 
"I just got attacked by something, and it was so gross, and then I realized it was my hair!"
Katie
— 1 month ago
#hair 
Katie:I like the purple.
Mom:The heather?
Katie:The purple.
Mom:You mean the heather?
Katie:It's the purple!
— 1 month ago
#heather 
Katie:Have I seen a panda?
Dad:I don't think so.
Katie:Oh, so I haven't seen a panda. I'll get over it.
Katie:
Katie:
Katie:I'm over it.
— 1 month ago
#panda 
"I just realized that I didn’t bring any stuffed animals on this trip. That’s why I’ve been so lonely!"
Katie, a 16-year-old girl
— 1 month ago
Katie:Ferrari! Was that a Porsche?
Dad:That was a Porsche.
Katie:Porsche!
— 1 month ago
Katie:It must have been so much easier to kill people in the old days.
Katie:Like, you could just sort of cut them with a knife and they'd die from an infection.
Katie:Now you actually have to really cut them! In the right place!
— 2 months ago with 3 notes
#murder 

After Mom drops a knife:

Katie:I just saw multiple lives flashing before my eyes.
Dad:Whose?
Katie:Mine AND Mom's.
— 2 months ago
Katie's campers:Are you a cat person?
Katie:No.
Katie's campers:So are you a dog person?
Katie:Not really.
Katie's campers:So what animals do you you like?
Katie:I hate all animals.
Katie:All people too!
— 2 months ago
#quotes from Katie  #girl scout camp 
Katie:Can I tell you a secret, Lissi?
Katie:There was mold in the wet nori, and we put it on the spam musubi anyway!
— 2 months ago
Katie:I finally had a cheeseburger, and I gotta say, I'm not that impressed.
Katie:I don't see what all of the hype is about!
— 2 months ago
#cheeseburgers 

After running into my bedroom door frame:

Katie:Ow oh my god who would put a door frame there?!
— 3 months ago