Quotes From Katie

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She said that she wanted a book deal so instead I made her a blog. (Katie: I don't want a book deal, I want attention, but if I get a book deal, then I can buy attention.)

Katie:Have I seen a panda?
Dad:I don't think so.
Katie:Oh, so I haven't seen a panda. I'll get over it.
Katie:
Katie:
Katie:I'm over it.
— 21 hours ago
#panda 
"I just realized that I didn’t bring any stuffed animals on this trip. That’s why I’ve been so lonely!"
Katie, a 16-year-old girl
— 1 day ago
Katie:Ferrari! Was that a Porsche?
Dad:That was a Porsche.
Katie:Porsche!
— 1 day ago
Katie:It must have been so much easier to kill people in the old days.
Katie:Like, you could just sort of cut them with a knife and they'd die from an infection.
Katie:Now you actually have to really cut them! In the right place!
— 1 month ago with 3 notes
#murder 

After Mom drops a knife:

Katie:I just saw multiple lives flashing before my eyes.
Dad:Whose?
Katie:Mine AND Mom's.
— 1 month ago
Katie's campers:Are you a cat person?
Katie:No.
Katie's campers:So are you a dog person?
Katie:Not really.
Katie's campers:So what animals do you you like?
Katie:I hate all animals.
Katie:All people too!
— 1 month ago
#quotes from Katie  #girl scout camp 
Katie:Can I tell you a secret, Lissi?
Katie:There was mold in the wet nori, and we put it on the spam musubi anyway!
— 1 month ago
Katie:I finally had a cheeseburger, and I gotta say, I'm not that impressed.
Katie:I don't see what all of the hype is about!
— 1 month ago
#cheeseburgers 

After running into my bedroom door frame:

Katie:Ow oh my god who would put a door frame there?!
— 1 month ago
Katie:Can I have a hug?
Dad:No.
Katie:If you give me a hug, you can ignore me for several hours.
Dad:Or I can not give you a hug and ignore you for several hours.
Katie:But my way maintains our relationship!
— 1 month ago
Katie:I'm polite to a lot of people that I don't like.
Katie:Which is most people.
— 1 month ago
Pocahontas:What's around the riverbend?
Pocahontas:Waiting just around the riverbend?
Katie:WHITE PEOPLE
— 2 months ago
#pocahontas  #white people 

At 3:20

Katie:Mom and Dad said they'd be home between 2 and 3.
Katie:They must not love us!
— 3 months ago
Katie:I have places to go!
Katie:Things to see!
Katie:People to murder!
— 7 months ago
Me:Why is the water taking so long to heat up?
Katie:Because the stove is broken.
Me:No, the oven is broken.
Katie:Oven, stove. Tomato, tom-ah-to.
— 7 months ago