Quotes From Katie

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She said that she wanted a book deal so instead I made her a blog. (Katie: I don't want a book deal, I want attention, but if I get a book deal, then I can buy attention.)

Katie:I have places to go!
Katie:Things to see!
Katie:People to murder!
— 3 months ago
Me:Why is the water taking so long to heat up?
Katie:Because the stove is broken.
Me:No, the oven is broken.
Katie:Oven, stove. Tomato, tom-ah-to.
— 3 months ago
Katie:You are LITERALLY crushing my spirit.
— 3 months ago

As she's setting out soup spoons:

Katie:Red for Elissa, because she's the spawn of Satan.
Katie:Blue for Dad, because of his eyes.
Katie:Yellow for Mom, because she's joyful like the sun.
Mom:Are you being racist again?
Katie:And green for me, because it's the leftover one.
Dad:Can you take another nap?
— 3 months ago
#christmas dinner 

Katie's First World Problem

Katie:The only thing on my Christmas list was fuzzy socks but my mom got me a computer instead!
Katie:She didn't get me any fuzzy socks.
— 3 months ago with 1 note
#first world problems  #quotesfromkatie 
Mom:What time are we meant to go over to Christmas brunch tomorrow?
Katie:Wasn't there a message?
Katie:Didn't they send an email?
Katie:Were we even invited?!
— 3 months ago with 1 note
Katie:Don't know why you watch Sons of Anarchy.
Dad:I want to be Jax.
Katie:Isn't it a little bit too late for that?
— 5 months ago
#sons of anarchy  #jax 
Katie:Where's she from?
Me:She's from Maine.
Katie:That's weird. I didn't think people actually lived in Maine.
— 5 months ago
Mom:Do you want to read Psalm 121 for your grandfather's funeral?
Katie:Can we not?
Katie:I don't even know how to pronounce "pa-salm."
— 8 months ago
#psalm 121  #religion  #quotesfromkatie  #quotes from katie  #gung gung 

While Watching Top Shot

Dad:Do you think William has ever smiled?
Katie:When his best friend died.
— 8 months ago with 3 notes
#quotes from katie  #quotesfromkatie  #top shot 
Katie:I remember seeing the X-ray of my American Girl doll once.
Katie:I couldn't touch her for a week!
— 9 months ago
#american girl doll  #quotes from katie 
Katie:You made me get this problem wrong!
Katie:I don't know, but I got it wrong and I'm blaming it on you!
— 9 months ago with 2 notes
Maddie:You know when my birthday is, right?
Katie:Is it in April?
Katie:That's a bummer!
— 9 months ago
#april  #quotesfromkatie  #quotes from katie 
Katie:Lard scares me.
Katie:You know what else scares me?
Katie:Bone marrow.
— 9 months ago with 3 notes
#quotesfromkatie  #quotes from katie  #bone marrow 
Katie:You don't just sporadically throw up because of not drugs.
— 11 months ago with 2 notes
#quotesfromkatie  #quotes from katie  #drugs